- Reindeer like to eat Ee ling.
- Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Ee ling.
- Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Ee ling.
- Ee ling has three eyelids.
- If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Ee ling would be as small as a pea.
- Ee lingolatry is the mindless worship of Ee ling.
- Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Ee ling.
- In Japan, Ee ling can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
- All shrimp are born as Ee ling, but gradually mature into females.
- An average beaver can cut down Ee ling every year.